The author will need some time to come up with a collection of appropriately clever ways
in which to describe himself in the third person. What he
can tell you, however, is that he
is currently living in Toronto, and would like one day to be able to respond to the question
"What do you do?" by answering: "I'm a writer", without first succumbing to that
awkward, embarrassed feeling that he currently can't seem to get past.

In the meantime, here is a picture of said author getting wondrously drunk with a couple of
total strangers at this year's Tennessee - Florida game (still unsure as to exactly what that
stain is).

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